Birthdays …

Here’s some good and bad things about birthdays … (In no order whatsoever)

• You get a year older. Which is really irrelevant since you get older every day and then nobody seems to create a fuss about it !
• Half of Facebook / Orkut wishes you thanks to their reminders. Mostly it’s a good thing.
• People are just so nice to you. Even if just for a day !
• Webshots wishes you. Whatever.
• Ultimate-Guitar.com wishes you. Whatever.
• Octopop wishes you. You don’t even remember what the bloody hell is/ was that … you select all, press delete.
• You get calls from them ol’ buddies. You reminisce what a bitch that last party was and how we should quickly plan for another one. When it happens remains a grey area. Always.
• You blow out on candles. Unhealthy. It creates air pollution in an already suffocated room / atmosphere.
• You cut a cake. Completely unnecessary. Why not cut a pie ? Why not beat a monk ?
• You eat the cake. Again, unhealthy. It’s like soft drinks. Contains absolutely no nutritional value. But can be harmful if consumed in excess.
• You recall all those awesome birthday parties you’ve had in the past which you really can’t remember at all due to your terminal illness of Ashot OneTooMany-itis. Still. Awesome.
• Else you sit at home. Spend a nice dinner with your folks. Have a long chat. Catch up. Have some nice hot milk. That. Is sheer novelty.

Either ways, doesn’t matter since the world’s gonna end in 2012 in a massive horrific earth imploding catastrophe anyways. (Gift your good friend that copy of Modern Warfare 2 while you still can ).

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